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LIVERPOOL F.C SUPPORTERS
LIVERPOOL F.C
MAN CITY SUPPORTERS
Chavs
Old People
Learner drivers
Drivers that can't park for shit
Bullys
People who have the nerve to say someones crap when they can't do better themselves.
Bad customer services
Indie and emo kids

I am a Man City supporting old person who likes Indie

guess i'm stuffed then

That reminds me...

Manchester UTD
Alex Ferguson
Worrying about Man YOOO getting 4-in-a-row
Manchester Utd playing really well
Scum playing really s**t but winning (nearly every single fucking time)

Now I'm off to snipe Wayne Rooney's knee cap. And frankly I couldn't give a s**t if he's England's greatest world cup hope because I'm Scottish and have been born with a birth defect that makes it impossible to support England, even if I wanted to.

Which brings up another annoyance

Lairy England fans. The sort that will boo Paraguay's national anthem and lead choruses of urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-IN-GAAAAAAAAAAAH-LURRRRRRRND like a bunch of primates and suddenly a 90 minute racist xenophobic free-for-all has been lifted.
The Germans couldn't give a s**t about you, due to the fact that their trophy cabinet has been opened a few times post-1966.

Which leads onto another annoyance.

Patriotism.

Pissed Eng-ger-land Football fans who think cheering your country on is an excuse to make racist comments, one of the reasons I tend to watch the football at home most of the time, not interested in being stuck next to some pissed fat bloke with a skinhead and an ill fitting England shirt making offensive comments about someone being German/French/etc.

Before I saw the next annoyance (Patriotism) I was going to say about the Scotland captain, Darren Fletcher, being at Man Utd since he was 17. If only the rest of the Scottish team had that opportunity ay?

Best not drink in The Regent then either.....

Don't worry, I'm a learner driver who has the nerve to say people are crap when I can't do better myself.

Absolutely everybody including myself.

nuffin realy. im pritty easy going!

Yeah, Gary Rhodes. Fucking twerp

"24:7"

"Comfort zone"

the use of the word random to describe something, in fact quite usual that may have happened to somebody once, particularly at a social event, (see also surreal)

eg:

Steve "this facking random geeza comes up an has a pop at Davesy"

Davesy " how facking random is that?"




Gibbo "piss off "

I can't stand people not indicating at roundabouts, parking selfishly, driving slowly in the fast lane and general not thinking about anyone but themselves!!!!

oh and scottish people hating the english, particularly those who live in England!!

Just been reminded of my absolute No. 1 pet hate... People who keep spamming me inviting me to join in compaigns that are complete bollocks and not bothering to check their facts and just joining in with the rest of the sheep. For example:

"Jamie Bulger's killers are going to be freed and have their names changed - it's a disgrace!!! Sign this petition to stop it happening!!!" (except it happened a decade ago so it's a bit f**king late to do anything now)

"During the 1987 Iran-Contra hearings, Oliver North warned Congress that Osama bin Laden was "the most evil person alive" and that "an assassin team should be formed to eliminate him and his men from the face of the earth. Do not break the chain. Send this email to everyone you know!!!" (no really, please don't, it's utter bollocks)

"This poor dog was starved to death for an art exhibition, let's all kill the artist in protest" (except the dog was probably perfectly fine and there's not one shred of evidence that it was harmed in any way at all...)

"If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your PIN # in reverse. For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine. The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you." (Yep, when the machine refuses to accept your PIN, it's just buying time for you, honest!!)

"A bloke in Swindon called DJ Dust likes to sacrifice virgins and then dance on their corpses. Honestly it's true!! Sign up here to have him flogged to death in the local stocks" (actually, that last one is true so, spread it globally, I've no doubt that thousands of people would sign up..)

*waits for someone to start the above group on Facebook..*

Getting robbed of first place at the christmas quiz by a bunch of flukers.