Swindon Music

Swindon Council
People who are only capable of written communication in the form of text speak.
Anyone who questions my right to be annoyed by lots of things.
Richard Hammond (see Bully).
Football!!
Footballers
Football supporters
Football coverage on TV
The sound of my two very ugly neighbours having noisy sex, as if to prove a point that although ugly, they can get laid.
BMW drivers.
Jelly. I don't trust it.
My own hair.

Jelly? You're weird.

Forums where the regular members seem to think it's unacceptable that people would naturally wish to ask similar, basic questions and, when they do, immediately take the time and trouble to reply with:

"OMG, FFS, use the search function, this has been DONE TO DEATH!"

and then, when you use the search function, you're rewarded with 3 pages of threads where the basic question is asked and a variation on the above response is given but absolutely no threads which provide the very basic answer you were initally after.

Everything and nothing in equal measures.

The rare occasion you finish work early and then you get stuck in traffic for an hour and a half

Minority interests being ignored by rich philistines.

hmmm...anything specific on your mind my friend?

Omid Djalili

Fucking right. Cunt.

Getting on the bus to work only to realise you left your ipod at home.

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Learning to drive being so expensive...

People confusing my autuism for a "kick me" sign. Just because I help people out doesn't mean you can tap me like a ore vein.

About half an hour ago I spilt an entire steaming hot cup of coffee on my desk, destroying most of my papers.... My desk stinks now.

Vodafone customer service's inability to do anything outside of their strictly defined processes - I'm 19 months into a 24 month contract and my phone now freezes / doesn't work properly, I want to upgrade to an iPhone (including signing a new two year deal to run after my current one runs out and paying the more expensive tariff for that period) but all they can tell me is company policy will not let me change until June.

I pointed out the idiocy of a company refusing to let a customer of 10 yrs commit to them for a lot longer longer AND who is willing to pay them more money for the priviledge, and all the call operator could do was repeat the policy and beg me to wait another three months (with a phone that doesn't work properly)! Leaves me no option but to reduce my tariff for the final months and join O2 (something a call operator told me to do last night when I pointed out that was my alternative!)

Myspace compressing your mixes so they sound like they were recorded on a child's tape recorder

Not being allowed to sit at my desk all day and play with Tonepad Pro, doing my own live improv minimalist techno gig via my iPhone!
I leave tomorrow, Im not doing any work... just let me sit here making patterns that turn into wannabe Orbital songs!!!