Swindon Music

MC Hammer got away with it back in 1990..

Taio Cruz- Break your Heart. I had to listen to this because it was album of the week on 7digital ireland, truely horrible, soulless all auto-tune voice, cheap euro dance production and banal lyrics so uninspired it makes Akon look like a contender for poet laureate, my favourite lyric on the album is... "got a taste in my mouth like a drink gone flat"... really?

Whatever the new X factor contestant releases as the inevitable xmas number 1 (remember when this was a fun British institution) will be worthy of the worst song/annoying crown.

I don't understand the point of Pixie Lott either.

As did Vanilla Ice. Though "Ice Ice Baby" was, in fairness, a damn sight "better" or more memorable at least than Titchy's latest (I hesitate to say) effort.

to the extreme i rock a mic like a vandal
light up a stage i wax a chump like a candle

pure poetry

Yet you remember it. If in 15 years I was to ask you to give me a verse from Tinchy's tune, you'd probablybe hard pressed to find it on Google, let alone be able to reel it off.

Sorry... I've just realised I'm on the internet defending the artisitc merits of Vanilla Ice over Tinchy Stryder. Please excuse me, I need to go slap myself and lie down for a while.

And... (at the risk of being a thread hog.. Can anyone tell I've got 3 days left in this job and my work rate may have dropped a little as a result?)... What and/or how would one go about waxing a chumpor candle? It doesn;t make any sense whatsoever. "Sorry, can't come out tonight. I'm all out of chumps, but I've a mountain of candles that won't wax themselves".

ahahhahahahhahahahaha...you are mental!

and we've all been in that situation

i've always wanted to meet vanilla ice, just so that i could ask him if he still waxes chumps like candles.

It's actually lyrically deeper than you might think. In the Edward Gibbons Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, strong evidence is found for the Vandal invaders being partial to "rocking a mike" as they sacked Rome and Alarics Visigoths, who came later, were all out fans of gangsta rap. For all their fierce reputation, it was well known at the time that Hunnish traditional garb featured the cardigan and they were big fans of Perry Como. Odd!

Flo-Rida is terrible too. Shitty innuendo over the top of that old Dead or Alive tune.

"You spin my head right round, right round when u go down... When u go down down"

Fuck off Flo-Rida.

That new Sugarbabes song is complete crap. Who in their right mind thought "What we need to do to really set this one apart from the pack, is pinch the chorus out of a Right Said Fred song. That'll do it"

I wish I'd heard something by Scouting for Girls this year so I could slag that off as well.

Although, it's a triumph of massive irony if you read the sentiment of the lyrics in the knowledge that he's gay.





That might help make things a little clearer.

I thought Pixie Lott was there just to be matched up with Little Boots in some kind of "they could be sisters" dubious fantasy.

Simon, that Sugababes song is sooooooo old!!! They have a new song out with YET another new girl!! (the new girl sang our entry in the eurovision song contest!)!! They really should not be called Sugababes, no original members whatsoever....total rubbish