I do indeed have a xmas song, Its called, "Oh no its christmas again". All about the bits i hate at xmas, just to cheer you all up here's the lyrics.
Woke up this morning, went into town,
saw lots of people, running around
heard some music, it was strange
Oh no its xmas again
Plastic snowmen, in the sky
fairy on the tree, wonders why
all these people, are going insane
Oh no its xmas again
Socks and aftershave, soap on a rope
for some of these people, there aint no hope
i'm just glad, i still got a brain
Oh no its xmas again
Its the time of year
that things get sold
i don't wanna know
i must be too old
Roy Wood & Wizzard, Slade & Mud
John & Yoko, fighting the flood
Cliff's new record, drives me insane
Oh no its xmas again
The sound of music, is on the screen
while people eat, its obscene
all these programmes, to numb your brain
Oh no its xmas again
I wrote it after one particularly shite xmas, in case you couldn't tell
I thought we (the Hamsters From Hell),were on for the xmas no.1 in 1997, we were told to expect it to be released on whatever label Motorhead were on, not sure whether it would have been us or Motorhead recording it, but Lemmy singing one of my songs on TOTP would have been ace.
Then Princess Di snuffed it, everyone lost their sense of humour, & we heard no more.
Anyway, anyone who wants to hear it, get your arses down the Queens Tap this Friday, its your only chance to hear it this year, unless you've got our 1993 album, "The Unwanted Xmas Gift" (available at all good car boot sales).